Tuesday, January 26, 2010

evilness

General Arguement:
I hate dentals and I dislike the dentist that I had today.

Evidence:
I really hate the kind of feeling when someones asks you to open your mouth and starts poking your teeth with sharp scary looking stuffs that never should be in the mouth! And then he starts drillling your teeth as if you were a road pavement and he's trying to drill a hole in you. Then he complains that my tongue is obstructing his view and that I should relax my tongue. I seriously doubt he has the decency to work his brain and realise that HIS HANDS AND WHATEVER NOTs THAT HE STUCK INTO MY MOUTH ALL AT ONE GO IS OBSTRUCTING WITH MY ABLITY TO CONTROL MY TONGUE! And no tongue in the world can relax when someone is putting in sinister looking tools in your mouth and it feels like that he is trying to murder you in the name of the evil dental appointments.

Conclusion:
Gald that each dental appointment is six months apart so we can undergo the right form of therapy to control ourselves from stabbbing the denteist with one of his many fanciful tools not very unlike our beloved Mr Bean.

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